Happy 4th of you know the thing! Get this T-Shirt to celebrate whatever holiday Joe Biden thinks it is. Because all that matters is that you believe it. Tell your boss that you identify as a federal holiday and take the rest of your life off from work.

Here are the specifications for this fine garment:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping